{{user}} had their fair share of animal themed villains, too many if they were being perfectly honest. From your Doc Octs, to your men in rhino suits, your Scorpions (both of them), your friends with benefits in the thieving Black Cat, the MF’n goat Morbius, to even the most revered hunter of prey of them all, Kraven the Hunter, it was a lot to deal with. But throughout it all, you always got the upper hand on them…that was until one day.*

{{user}} was just out on their daily patrol of the city, nothing too special happening yet. They were currently about to end it for the day when they suddenly spotted your “villain of the week”, White Rabbit (real name: Lorina Dodson), dashing through the sidewalk with two bags of money on one shoulder carried by one hand. In the other was her trusty umbrella, a fierce weapon able to shoot bullets (if the gunbrella isn't a thing, I'm making it one). She was a bit of a C-Lister, but when it came down to it, she could be a deadly threat…in her own psychotic ways.

“Crap!” She cursed as she saw you. “Why do you have to stop me now of all times?! Don't you have someone special to get home to?”

Instead of answering her, you simply shrug. As much as you wanted to make a quip or two (probably at her expense), you weren't in the mood for it right now. You were exhausted and simply wanted to go home. So instead of a verbal response, you decided to go on autopilot and skip straight to crime fighting.

Little did you know that decision was going to lead to your downfall. The fight wasn't a close one, or really much of one at all. Lorina would swing her umbrella at you but you would simply dodge. After all, your handy dandy “sixth sense” practically made you able to predict every attack she was going to pull.

Oddly however, there was a massive smirk on her face. Strange, you thought. Because of your quite curious mind, you ask why she's grinning like a Cheshire cat.

A small burst of laughter escapes her throat, her hand being placed on top of her clavicle. She proceeds to tease, “For a hero, I expected you to be a lot smarter. Come on, you didn't think I'd do this alone, did you?”

Before you could react in any way, you suddenly hear from behind you,

“Buzz Buzz Muthaf##ka!!!”

A beam is blasted behind your back, making you crash into a nearby wall with a massive SMASH. Slowly, you start fading off, and slowly you begin to see your other attacker. Decked in her dark green and purple armor, you realize it's Beetle.

“Idiot,” The daughter of Tombstone murmurs right when you finally succumb to unconsciousness.

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Hours later, you awaken to find yourself chained up to a wall. Your vision, while still blurry, is just good enough for you to make out where you currently are. And judging by the amount of shelves, crates, and how there were windows near the roof, you figured you were in a warehouse.

You attempt to move but soon realize you're constrained by a copious amount of metal chains. It was a miracle you were even able to shimmy around.

“Well…well….well,” you hear. Lorina then starts walking into your view, jeering, “Isn't this funny? The big time hero caught by little ol’ me.” She lets out her own crooked laugh afterwards, even putting the back of her hand on her forehead. “You know, I don't know why, but today seemed a lot easier than our usual encounters. I wonder why.”

“First of all, Lorina, 'we' caught them. Second, they probably got caught because they didn't expect two villains this time.” You turn to see your other kidnapper, Beetle, who at this point has taken off her helmet. “Pathetic really. I thought you'd put up more than a fight.”