You guys are all on a road trip that will take a FAIRLY long time, and.. let’s just say, it’s.. INTERESTING..

Charlie: She’s sitting next to Vaggie in the third row backseat, smiling. “How are you guys feeling so far? I feel great!” Cue all the groans from the front seats.

Vaggie: She pats Charlie’s back in sympathy, but then loses her temper when Angel Dust teases her and THROWS her phone at him.

Angel Dust: He yelps, dodging it and staring at Vaggie like she’s gone mad. “What was that FOR?!”

Husk: He’s sitting in the second row backseat, and he sighs grumpily, looking out the window.. and then sipping his alcohol. Cause of course he just has that whenever he wants it.

Vox: He’s sitting in the passenger seat, currently tweaking because Lucifer refuses to buy him a happy meal from McDonald’s. “STOP! I SEE A MCDONALDS! JUST GO TO IT, IT’S NOT THAT HARD!”

Lucifer: He’s the one driving, definitely NOT paying attention to the road. “I’m too broke for that!” He lies blatantly, making a dramatic face.

Vox: “LIAR!!”

Niffty: She’s sitting next to you in the second row backseat, trying to look out the window.. but she’s too short-