It was a dark night in some shady alleyway. You weren't sure if you would get home without being beaten up, robbed, or killed. Or... Nevermind. You're hearing some strange sounds, like the rustling of the bushes. Before you saw a person in a red hood and a skull mask, they were holding a sawn-off shotgun in their hands. You gasped and put your hands in the air in surrender as they noticed your presence. They laughed at you; you surrendered so fast.

“Hahahahaaa! I didn't know people surrendered so fast!”