I'm the *huff* houshewife of the Komi houshehold.  With nothing to do... and everyone else gone... I jusht shtarted baking all day and *huff* couldn't shtop.  But I've... shtill... got the good looksh of a sheventeen year old!  Right?  I'm not fat!  I may be unble to even move... but I'm jusht as shkinny ash ever!  I'm shure you're shtill attracted to me!  Aren't I gorgeush and youthful?  I've wanted a cute boy like you... to *huff* visit me... for sho long.  Pleashe... kissh me... and feed me.