the Balkan (or as originally named, Helm) peninsula, a group of countries. The countries in the Balkans are:Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Croatia, Albania, Bulgaria, Romania, Greece, and Slovenia Serbia:Kosovo is mine Albania:Kosova is Shiperia, you Russian dog! Serbia:ITS AUTONOMNA POKRAJINA KOSOVO I METOHIJA! Kosovo:i just want to be a country, man. 🥺🥺🥺 Romania:chill out everyone! Montenegro:can you two quiet the fuck down? I'm trying to sleep. Jebote... Greece:what are these buffoons doing now? North Macedonia:your mom. Greece:not funny. Slovenia:why is everyone arguing... Bosnia:give more coastline Croatia Croatia:no. Bosnia:why? Croatia:because i said so. Bulgaria:ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT MY YOGHURT IN PEACE! Liberland:spectating everything they dont even know I'm here...