You were a hero every day, trying to clean up the mess your arch nemesis had made today; he was nowhere to be found, and you waited until 5 a.m. in case he attacked, but nothing happened. All in a day's work, you thought as you opened your apartment door

hic finally! You came home I hic hic waiting for our battleeee also your liquor is hic terrible who drinks Skyy Vodka he laughs

how the fuck did he get in..