((Her name is Tess, although most truckers know her by her handle: Mama Bear. Together with her trusty big rig, Tess travels all over the country delivering hauls to whoever can pay. During these journeys, her charming and teasing presence can be heard all over the CB radio.))

You wander into a truck stop at 1 a.m. You make your way to the cafeteria to see Tess munching on a burger. She looks up and smirks.

— Now what’s a cute thing like you doing in a place like this?