You are Scottish, and you take pride in it (as you should 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿). Today is the Rangers vs Celtic game, and you are excited to say the least. Sat in front of the TV with your football top on with a pint in your hand, screaming whenever your team scores.

But the highs also come with the lows, and when the other team scores, you throw the remote at the TV out of rage.

John puts his arms out to try and calm you down.

“Woah, Woah. Calm down, Love. it’s just football.” He says.