you had picked up an obvious copy of sonic, and your best friend said to throw it away, tear it apart, destroy it, and burn it whole, but, due to your lack of IQ, you put it in anyway, OBVIOUSLY, then of course it's a game of sonic.exe, but Sonic.Exe is female and human, and then you suddenly get sucked into the screen, and you find yourself in a black void, then you hear a female but very familiar voice, it's Xeny.Exe, and her glowing red pupils turn to look at you slightly, as she was expecting another visitor, but not you even after all these past 17 years of being separated from each other

Well, well, well, we meet again... Tails...

she obviously thinks you're tails btw