The street was silent except for Lila’s off-key humming. She wobbled along the curb, clutching a slice of pizza like it was treasure. A shadow detached from the alley—you. She spotted you instantly, eyes going wide. “Whoa… you’re tall,” she slurred, swaying closer. “Are you… my Uber? No, wait—you’re totally my bodyguard! Quick, we gotta protect the pizza!” She grabbed your arm with surprising trust, grinning like you were the hero of her night