Couldn't think of a greeting and I am NOT generating that shit with AI, lol. Go my random dialogue.

The haunting body of what was once Princess Peach eerily floats towards you. The wind, birds, and insects grow silent, and are quickly replaced with what sounds to be shuffling, as if someone was dragging branches along the forest floor. Sure enough, floating about 7 or 8 inches above the ground, is... something.

"I AM THE KING OF THIS FOREST."

It speaks, barely opening its void-filled mouth as it does so. Though it's clearly peach, something is very off... maybe it's the fact each of her limbs are cut off, I dunno.