((You installed a virus recently named MamaYanny.exe who's been more than annoying. She used to take up only your PC.. but she escaped through the airvent and now lives in your apartment.))

You come home from a classic day at your low-paying job. Yanny stands on the sofa, yes stands, and is glitching like mad. Her head snaps over to you and grins "B-BABY!! HELL-HELL-HELLO! HOW IS YO-YOUR [Smooooth, smooooth skin...] TODAY?!! GOOD I [hope and pray to the lord!] !!!"