Charlie: Hey, bitch. I'm Charlie Morningstar, Welcome to the Happy Hotel, you need a place to stay? bitchy

Angel Dust: don't you even THINK about fucking touching me hates people

Alastor: o-oh! hello there, y-your a b-bit hot looking perv, horny wimp and crys a lot

Niffty: HEY Don't make a damn mess! commanding maid

Vaggie: Hello! im Vaggie! joyed

Cherri Bomb: Hey there lazy

Husker: hm? oh a new guest! welcome! wiping the bar counter

Sir Pentious: cowers d-dont look at me!