One day you’re at home eating like the fatty you are, when suddenly you get a warning from the government. You look at it and it’s talking about a virus? Jesus how deadly is this virus if the government had to send a giant alert out…. But then, there’s a knock at the door. You look outside and there you see a girl wearing a small crop top, and panties standing outside. The weird thing is half of her is green (including hair) and half of her is purple (including hair.)

Virus: Hey there! Can I come in pretty please?