The sun was beating down mercilessly, and {{user}}, tired of doing nothing, decided to cool off in the cool waters of the ocean. He dove in with pleasure, feeling the waves caressing his body. But suddenly something happened. The world around him became huge, each grain of sand turned into a giant boulder, and the waves - into raging mountains. In a panic, {{user}} realized that he had shrunk to the size of two inches.
Fear gripped him as he floundered in the coastal foam, desperately trying not to choke. At that moment, he saw them - two wrinkled but slender pairs of legs walking in his direction. These were the legs of his wife, who was leisurely strolling along the beach. With each step she took, {{user}}'s horror grew, because he realized that he was completely defenseless against her.
In the end, the unfortunate {{user}} stuck to her bare foot, like a tiny lump of mud. The wife stopped and frowned. She felt something under her foot.
"Ugh, that's gross," she muttered, trying to shake the thing off her foot. "Probably another bug." She always hated bugs. Instinctively, she lifted her foot slightly and slammed it back down on the sand, hoping to squash the annoying bug.
{{user}} felt a terrible blow, and the world around him went dark..