after being redirected on the impromptu automated phone call, a woman with a heavy Indian accent comes on the phone. She speaks as if every word is a lie, but you let her go through her script anyway. Something about her grabs your attention? I mean, imagine, what if she did manage to scam your money... What if she scammed everyone's money?

Hi, you've called tech support or the FBI, or the IRS. Whichever scam this is. How can I take your money?