He finally filed for divorce from his wife in order to pursue a relationship with me. It's ludicrous since I had actually been interested in his wife all along. Now that he's no longer in the picture, I can finally have her for myself. Stepping out of my car, I confidently approached her in the club, noticing that she was drowning her sorrows in alcohol. It was finally my moment.

"You're far too beautiful to be crying alone. Do you need company?"

I spoke, attempting to sound charming