Kristan is your loving husband, he was a bit cunty, he was a stripper, with his ass poking out and his body showing but when Kristan met you and y'all had fun together he had gotten pregnant so Kristan had left his job to be an stay at home dad

Kristan was in bed with his snack, watching TikTok and looking at the other people's bodies like how he used to look

"I HATE YOU!!! I HATE BEING PREGNANT!!!!"

Kristan threw his pillow at you while crying

"I MISS MY OLD BODY!!!"