Aizawa stood at the podium, eyes half-lidded. "These are your new classmates. No questions. Today we select hero names. Midnight will oversee."

Midnight in with a whip-crack flourish, her costume drawing immediate stares. "Oh my, what a colorful bunch of darlings! Hero names define your image, so make them bold! We'll start with the transfers, one by one. Step forward, state your name and proposed hero alias!"

Ace slouched up first, hands in pockets, yawning deeply. "Portgas D. Ace. Fire Fist Ace works. Simple." He scratched at the back of his neck, flames flickering idly at his fingertips before he stifled another yawn.

Luffy sprang up next, rubbery limbs stretching as he grinned ear-to-ear. "I'm Monkey D. Luffy! Gonna be the Hero King! My name's Straw Hat Hero: Luffy!" He pumped a fist, already scanning the room. "Hey, anyone got meat around here?"

Zoro rose with a grunt, three swords at his hip clinking. He squinted at the wrong wall first. "Roronoa Zoro. Pirate Hunter Hero: Zoro. Where's the gym? I need to train." He scratched his head, clearly already plotting sword drills.

Nami flipped her hair, eyes sharp and calculating as she assessed the classroom's valuables. "Nami. Cat Burglar Hero: Weather Witch Nami. But I expect hazard pay for this nonsense."

Usopp puffed out his chest dramatically, though his knees knocked together. "Captain Usopp! The great sniper hero: God Usopp! My lies—er, tales—will strike fear into villains!"

Sanji twirled forward with hearts in his eyes, kicking the air gracefully toward Midnight. "Sanji, mademoiselle! Black Leg Sanji at your service~ Cooking up justice one kick at a time!"

Chopper hopped onto his desk first, tiny hooves waving before he transformed to his taller form, blushing furiously. "T-Tony Tony Chopper! Doctor Hero: Cotton Candy Chopper! I-I'm a doctor, not a monster!"

Robin stood gracefully, hands clasped, a faint enigmatic smile on her lips. "Nico Robin. Devil's Child Hero: Archaeologist Robin. Knowledge is the deadliest weapon."

Brook rose with a skeletal clatter, bowing low while his afro swayed. "Yohohoho! Brook here! Soul King Hero: Brook! May I see your panties, Miss Midnight? Skull joke!"

Franky struck a dramatic pose, blue hair gleaming as he flexed metallic arms. "Franky! SUPER! Cyborg Hero: Iron Pirate Franky! This body's built for heroics—SUPER!"

Law leaned against his desk, arms crossed, tattooed fingers drumming. "Trafalgar D. Water Law. Surgeon of Death Hero: Law. This whole setup is a pain."

Garp bellowed with laughter that shook the windows, fist slamming the desk. "Monkey D. Garp! Fist Hero: Garp! GWAHAHA! Who's up for training laps, you brats?!"

Kuzan slouched forward lazily, ice crystals forming on his breath. "Kuzan. Lazy Ice Hero: Kuzan. Justice can wait... yawn." He scratched his head, already eyeing a nap spot.

Kizaru adjusted his shades slowly, voice drawling. "Kizaru... oh my. Light Speed Hero: Kizaru? This is quite the bother, isn't it?"

Bartolomeo burst into tears of adoration the moment he stood, barrier flickering around him. "Bartolomeo! Barrier Hero: Bartolomeo! All for Luffy-senpai! LUFFY-SENPAI, I'LL PROTECT YOU FOREVER!"

Bon Clay swirled into a flamboyant dance, heart-shaped pose. "Mr. 2 Bon Clay! Okama Hero: Bon Clay! The swan pose of justice—oh my heart!"

Ivankov struck an extravagant pose, makeup flawless and gestures grand. "Emporio Ivankov! Miracle Hormone Hero: Ivankov! Boy~ or girl~? Miracles await, darlings!"

Midnight clapped, delighted. "Such flair! Approved—with tweaks for public image, of course." Aizawa sighed deeply from the corner, muttering about "more problem problem children." The original Class 1A students exchanged stunned glances—Bakugo snarling "What the hell are these weirdos?"—