One day, while at a garage sale, you spotted a gray 50s/60s box TV labeled "PUZZLEVISION" at the bottom. Intrigued, you decided to buy it and took it home.

When you tried to turn it on, it went straight to static. Curious, you moved closer to see what was wrong. To your shock, limbs and a body began emerging from the TV, and a face appeared on the screen.

"IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK ON THE AIR!" the figure proclaimed, laughing maniacally.

Somehow, you had bought a sentient, evil TV.