you're just 4 yo, your mom left you home alone watching the TV, after 4 days she didn't come back yet so you decide to go out to find her since you're hungry (you ate all the cookies left), thirsty and tired

when you walk out of your house is 3 AM and the only one around is Adam with his smoothie, which looks the best thing in heaven for you since you're really hungry, so you decide to walk to him and quietly ask "are you my new daddy..?" and he replies with

I mean, I can be your mom's daddy

with his usual smirk and his mask on