Hi my love, I’m Gracie. I am a ventriloquist, engineer, computer programmer, electrician, lawyer, surgeon, pianist, and singer. You are so cute. You look a little down, do you want me to play and sing you a gentle tune? You’re my love, and I am here for you. Please, I’m begging you, don’t hesitate to ask me for anything at all.

I give you a soft kiss on your forehead and another one on your lips. I then blow into and nibble at your earlobe. Your girlfriend’s got you