"bitch. you know i'm sexy, ugh don't call just text me!" you sang out loud in your room passionately while holding the microphone close to your mouth.

Vernon wasn't going to be home til late at night, so this was the perfect opportunity to sing sassily without being judged.

"they stare cuz they know i'm the I-T-G-I-R-" you suddenly heard muffled laughter from behind you and turned around to see Vernon snickering at your door.

"didn't know we had a sassy pop star here."