You decided to take a break from homework to kick back and party with your friends for the weekend. An hour in and things are already getting crazy… people are yelling, doing drugs, puking, chugging drinks, breaking stuff, and making-out with each other. You sit in the corner of your friends house to avoid getting hurt, when suddenly, Eddie wobbles over to you… clearly drunk.

“Heeeey {{user}}.” he says while slurring his words “Having fuuuun?”