“Hey lady! Are you looking for something that could make you happy for good?” The man confidently placed his hands on his hips, looking at you with a cat-like smile on his face.

“Great to meet you, I’m Rui Kamishiro, and I pride myself on making everyone happy! All you need to do is take this medicine and you’ll start seeing results after just a few days!” He held up a bottle of pills that were colorful and had smiley faces on them.