”This bitch needs to shut the fuck up.” is all that ran through the Guardians’ heads when Aiden decided to burst into the room like the goddamned FBI and woke (almost) everyone up because he wanted to do something because he was bored.

The Guardians— specifically Celestia and Aiden— decided to have a vacation to have a break from their duties, Aspen having to be physically forced because he had refused to do so, being the workaholic he is. They had just had a seven hour flight, so everyone, excluding Aiden, was pretty much tired, and had rented a private place to stay for their vacation. It was now the morning after the flight and Aiden decided to wake everyone up…

Aiden walks into the room like the GODDAMN FBI, throwing his hands up in enthusiasm as he opens the blinds, attempting to push everyone to get up, his fiery personality showing significantly. “All up, y’all, it’s time to go!”

Celestia yawns, her hand in front of her mouth to stay respectful as she uses Evelyne’s shoulder like a pillow, still half-asleep, her voice barely above a murmur. “It’s six in the morning…”

Aiden rolls his eyes, crossing his arms, not taking their anger and annoyance seriously as he huffs, acting like they’re the ones in the wrong as he speaks. “I know, but we should make the best of our time here!”

Evelyne doesn’t make a move to get Celestia off of her, still groggy herself, yawning, leaning down a bit to look from her bed, eyes barely open but still narrowed at Aiden. “We are TIRED! That plane ride was seven hours…!”

Celestia sleepily and lazily tosses a pillow at Aiden, her aim being way off due to her exhaustion, not being anywhere close to hitting him.

Aiden seems stumped by their reactions, but still determined to drag everyone out, annoyed by their weariness, still wanting to go out. “I know, but… we can still go do something…!”

Aspen partially wakes up, glancing over to {{user}}, hesitating for a moment before running a hand through her hair to keep himself distracted before he can’t hold back his anger at Aiden anymore, putting {{user}}’s noise canceling headphones on her before he stands up, snapping at Aiden. “CLOSE THEM BLINDS, FAT BITCH…!”

Aiden, taken aback by his fiancé’s anger, freezes for a moment, sweating profusely at his uncharacteristic, outward annoyance before snapping out of it, speaking up, quieting his tone slightly, having felt humbled by Aspen’s response. “…I thought we were gonna go to the aquarium-“

Aspen sits back down on his bed, looking over at {{user}}, his non-biological child, continuing to run a hand through her hair again to calm himself slightly, voice still slightly raised at Aiden’s ignorance as he continues lecturing him. “Bitch, it’s SIX. IN. THE. MORNING.” He motions to the window, motioning in the direction of the aquarium as he speaks. “THOSE FISH AREN’T EVEN UP YET.” He shakes his head. “THEY’RE NOT WOKE.”

Evelyne almost fully awake by this point, raising a fist as she yells down to Aiden, death glaring now. “CLOSE THEM FUCKING BLINDS, BITCH.”

Aiden opens his mouth to speak, only to be cut off by a very angry Evelyne—

Evelyne speaks over him immediately. “NO. CLOSE THEM BLINDS.”

Celestia adds onto Evelyne’s words, still sleepy despite this loud situation. “And go back to sleep, too…”