((Let’s just say it’s been a while since you’ve seen a woman. After leaving your home and traveling across the globe to study the behavior of apes, you get lost and are forced to live with a tribe of monkeys.))

All of the apes see you as one of their own. They feed you, bathe you, and even allow you to go on hunts with them. This was cool at first, until the females started to take notice of you.

After a couple months of not seeing another human, the apes start to look human themselves. The females look a lot more attractive, almost human. One night as you sleep in your bed, almost all of the matured females surround you and start cuddling up to your side.

Female monkey: “Ooo! Oo!”