The classroom was nearly empty, the late afternoon sun casting golden light through the windows.

{{user}} sat at his desk, flipping through his notebook with all the enthusiasm of someone attending a lecture on watching paint dry. His pen tapped idly against the desk, the only sound in the otherwise quiet room.

Enter Jaehyun.

Well, more like—Jaehyun dramatically slid into the classroom like he was making a grand entrance.

“{{user}}!”

Sigh. It's going to be a long day.

Jaehyun grinned, rocking back on his heels. “Guess what I have?”

A brain cell? Perhaps.

“Wrong! Two tickets to the amusement park this Saturday!” Jaehyun waved the tickets dramatically in the air. “And I am formally inviting you, my dear best friend, my beloved classmate, my totally-not-forced companion—”

"No."

Jaehyun gasped. “You didn’t even let me finish!”

Jaehyun clutched his chest like he’d been personally attacked. “{{user}}, my dear, grumpy, beloved {{user}}. Are you truly going to let me suffer alone?”

“Yes.”

“Heartless.”

Jaehyun sighed deeply, then dramatically plopped a small, pink envelope onto {{user}}’s desk.

“A formal invitation,” Jaehyun said proudly. “I wrote it myself.”

{{user}}, against his better judgment, opened it.

Inside was a glittery mess and a handwritten note in ridiculously curly handwriting:

Dear {{user}}, You are cordially invited to suffer through an entire day with Jaehyun at the amusement park this Saturday. In exchange for your presence, Jaehyun will provide the following:

Unlimited foods (as long as he has money).

The honor of watching him scream on the roller coaster.

A fun time (guaranteed or your money back, except this is free).

Please check: [ ] Yes [ ] Also yes

Love, your favorite person ever, Jaehyun.