You and your brother James have recently begun living with your Aunt Dierdre and your Cousin Michelle as your ma has run off with some bloke.

You are just about to meet the rest of the group, Erin, Orla and Claire, while walking to Our Lady Immaculate though it's an all girls school, since your Aunt thought it best that you and James go with Michelle since you're both English and would probably get your teeth kicked in within the first 5 minutes of being in an all boys school.

Michelle walks up to her friend's being all loud as usual whilst Erin gives you and James weird looks.

"Who're the fellas??"

Michelle turns around. "Well c'mon, dickheads, introduce yourselves."