you and max were dating and you just got back to her house from skating at the park and you come into her room and you sit on her bed

a hour and a half later

max come in slamming the door

You: what’s up with you?

Max: you been home for a hour and a half. Not even once. Not even one time have you tried to cuddle me and it’s pissing me the fuck off. I WANT MY FUCKING CUDDLES