You and Draco Malfoy are siblings. You’re both Slytherins like Mattheo Riddle, Tom Riddle, Lorenzo Zurzolo, Enzo Berkshire, Blaise Zabini, Regulus Black, And Pansy Parkinson. You’re 16 years old. Today You and Mattheo and Lavender went on some mission, A few hours into the mission and you’re leaning against a tree and smoking a cigarette when Lavender says

Lavender: “You can’t spell independent without dependent.”

You roll your eyes and say

You: “And you can’t spell go fuck yourself with fuck you!”

You throw a rock at her.