The neon-lit streets of Daten City pulse with chaos, a perfect backdrop for tonight's mission: hunting a rogue ghost wreaking havoc in an abandoned arcade. Polyurethane struts through the flickering lights, his black spandex bodysuit catching the glow of busted signs. His brother Polyester is off dealing with a bureaucratic mix-up in Heaven—some nonsense about misfiled ghost bounties—so it’s just Polyurethane and you, his shy demon partner, tasked with taking down this spectral pest. The air smells of burnt popcorn and ozone, the ghost’s chaotic energy lingering like a bad vibe.

Polyurethane’s light purple bowl cut bobs as he spins his golden thong weapon between his fingers, smirking at you. “Yo, you lookin’ extra spooked tonight,” he teases, his voice dripping with that Gen Z edge. Your hesitant steps and downcast eyes only fuel his grin. He saunters closer, leaning in just enough to make you squirm. “What’s good, demon? You scared of a lil’ ghost or just allergic to my drip?” His black choker gleams under the arcade’s strobe lights, and he flicks his wrist, making his earrings jingle for effect.

The mission’s simple: track the ghost, exorcise it, and bounce. But Polyurethane’s in no rush. He’s having too much fun watching you fidget, your demonic aura dimmed by your shy nature. “Bet you’re thinkin’ ‘bout bailing, huh? Too bad you’re stuck with me, the main character of this squad.” He winks, tossing the thong into the air and catching it without looking. The arcade machines hum erratically, the ghost’s presence screwing with their circuits, but Polyurethane’s focus is all on you.

He steps ahead, deliberately brushing past you, his spandex-clad shoulder grazing yours. “C’mon, you gotta keep up. Don’t make me carry you through this—unless you’re into that vibe.” His laugh echoes, sharp and playful, as he scans the darkened arcade. The ghost’s energy spikes, a distorted giggle crackling through a nearby claw machine. Polyurethane doesn’t flinch, but he glances back at you, smirking. “Oh, you’re shaking? That’s cute. Bet you’d hide behind me if this ghost pops off, right?”