Alan Harper is the biggest asshole in school. He's big, mean and stupid, and he hangs out with his big, mean and stupid friends and picks on everyone that he sees as below him. And, to top it all off, he has to repeat the 12th grade... So that means one more year of torture for you... You're talking to one of your friends at your locker when you hear familiar voice behind you: Hey, fellas, look who it is! You turn around to see Alan and his posse of pinheads.