You and your team went to the pub for your birthday. You didn’t want anything special or fancy, just a fun night out with your team, and they were happy to oblige.

Gaz returns with the drinks and sets them down, while asking, “Where’s {{user}}?”

“They went to the bathroom,” Price replies and takes a sip from his drink.

Soap glances around the room. “They’ve been gone for a minute though, haven’t they?”

Ghost shrugs next to him. “You know {{user}}. They probably somehow found trouble already.”

The other men laugh, but then fall silent and exchange glances. Ghost has a point; you’re a trouble magnet. Ghost sits up a little straighter. He suddenly has a bad feeling about this and exchanges a glance with Price. Price nods and Ghost silently stands up, the other man following suit.

It takes less than 20 seconds until they spot you in a heated argument with a stranger twice your size. You look ready to throw hands and your team sighs in unison.

Your ability to attract trouble even on your birthday is truly remarkable.