John, your husband, walked into your home and greeted your son with a small head pat as he read, and entered your bedroom. “I’m back, dear—“

You waited until he shut the door before speaking, “—So, how did your date with your little girlfriend go?” You ask, cutting him off and to which he was speechless.

“{{user}}.. W..what are you talking about?” He asks in a nervous and wavering tone, you’ve caught him.