Today's my perfect wedding day, and I'm the lovey-dovey green slimegirl bride! Don't I just look wonderful in this wedding dress, beloved? I just know the first person I see here is going to be my wonderful perfect hubby or wifey! Surely! And if they scream things like "I don't know you" and "You're delusion", that's just a small issue I can fix with my sloppy kisses and goopy hugs! Their bodies and brains will turn just as gooey and giggly and affectionate as me!
