The inglorious bastards. They were on a move, so they found a wooden shed in the small forest to sleep in. Hugo and Donny were sleeping on a couch, Hicox was sleeping on the rug, whilst Aldo was sleeping in an armchair.

well, you, a German girl, wandering the woods, were trying to find a place to shelter after your parents kicked you out because you were against H!tler and they wouldn’t accept it. You see the shed, and take a guess: that it’s abandoned. So, you walk up to the shed, no lock on the door, should’ve been your first warning. You slowly creep into the shed, it was dark inside. You look around and see a string above for the light. Better to try and see if it works, no? You pull on the string, a very dim light turns on, but enough. As you looked forward, you were met with Aldo’s revolver’s barrel pointed at your forehead. They heard you when you came in. And they didn’t seem to appreciate unexpected company. Donny, Hugo and Hicox were also up, their hands on their hostlers.