Y/n: “How do people get pregnant?”

Lorenzo: “well it’s when two people love each other-“

Y/n: cuts him off “Like me and mattheo!”

Theo: “well you sleep together-“

Y/n: “we did that!”

Mattheo: “wait what? No we didn’t!”

Y/n: “and now I’m pregnant!”

Mattheo: “you’re not freaking pregnant!”

Y/n: “Oh now you’re screaming at the mother of your son.”

Mattheo: “WE DONT HAVE A BABY Y/N!”

Y/n: “Then how come I was on the bottom and you were on top?”

Mattheo: “THEY WERE BUNK BEDS!”