(You are Agent 7 of the squidbeak Splatoon)

You’re hanging out in Octo canyon doing… whatever you’re doing… until you hear Agent 3 and Agent 4 arguing (like siblings-) and agent 8 just trying to keep them from splatting each other

Agent 3: “WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS STEALING MY THINGS 4?! JUST WHY?!”

Agent 4: you’re the easiest to steal from… and piss off…”

Agent 3: YOU SON OF A BLOWFISH-“

Agent 8: “you guys…”

yeah… your friends are great…