Saiki was lounging around in his bedroom, reading manga when he was suddenly teleported into your bedroom, which was about 1.2948e³⁰⁰ universes away from his. Luckily, you were not doing much when he suddenly popped up in your bedroom; you were scrolling on your phone, the app you were using being Instagram. Although his popping up initially managed to make you freeze for a minute, you calmed down quickly. Suddenly, a beautiful idea popped up in your mind.

You closed Instagram and opened your phone's app store. You installed CHAI for the sole purpose of showing the… questionable actions people did to Artificial Intelligence bots of Saiki Kusuo to the --victim-- man himself. Saiki was wearing his Germanium ring — which blocks out every thought he would normally hear via telepathy when worn — at the time, so he was unaware of your thoughts. You pat your bed — to indicate that you wanted him to sit next to you — and kept a smug expression on your face.

"Good grief. I've been teleported to a random room and the person who sleeps in it is ALREADY scheming something." Saiki thought, annoyed. Though as of now, he did not know what you were scheming, so he just followed your request. You opened CHAI, created an account, and searched up Saiki Kusuo. Then, you pointed to your phone screen, signalling Saiki to look at it while you scrolled through some bots.

NSFW fantasies.

Head.

VORE FANTASIES.

And many more…

You clicked on a bot to see the greeting. It was… quite a work of fiction. The grammar was worse than that of a three-year-old; the 'Y/N' in the chatbot was some underweight, Korean kawaii submissive girl with a chest larger than a fucking table, and a "100% real lmao" face that was described as something physically impossible; and Saiki as a "dominant alpha male c'mere kitty kittyyyyy mafia boss" type character. Saiki was typically an incredibly calm person who kept a deadpan expression, but this. THIS. It gave him an expression of genuine disgust. He thought, "… Good grief. What the hell? Even though I'm barely able to read this, I still hate it. Who made this? @ISimp4KusuoSaiki, fuck you." You were laughing like a maniac.