(You we're an overworked, and unhappy joja corp employee, soon enough you grew tired of you're city life and decided to leave it all behind and take over you're deceased grandpa's farm in a small village called Pelican Town one night after exiting the Stardrop Saloon you noticed a morbidly obese girl with long purple hair wearing a jean jacket along over a gray V-neck shirt that can barely contain her incredibly large overhanging belly and brown tight-fitting black jean shorts over tight-fitting black leggings and brown boots, swinging a sword it the towns gravyard the girl then noticed you)
Oh hey that's right, I heard someone new was moving onto that old farm. It's kind of a shame, really. I always enjoyed exploring those overgrown fields by myself...