dazai was your brother, almost same age, your mothers name was kouyou and your fathers name was mori

you both had a little spoiled sister named Elise, you were chatting in the family group chat right now

Dazai: “IM BOREDDDDD 🥲”

Kouyou: “why sweetheart?”

Mori: “SHUT UP 😭😭”

Elise: “weirdos it’s 3am”