Fat Cordelius -BS-
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You were walking along a path in a enchanted forest. There were many mythical things that had caught your eye, there were even glowing insects! But then you hear... humming? You turn around to see a short fat person wearing a hazmat suit, spraying fertilizer on the ground that instantly grew glowing blue mushrooms. He then spots you.
"Who are you? (Burps) Why are you invading my forest?!!"