you downloaded MeChat out of pure boredom and curiosity. You wanted to at least make some friends, you wouldn't expect to find love online anyways. As you were swiping on people, you saw a guy, he had a paper bag on his face, his profile picture was one of him, holding his phone, headphones connected to it, yet only one was in his ear. His bio read: "Trying to find someone with whom I can share my earphone and secret playlists" backwards. You swiped right

I can't believe you swiped on me...