you’re at Disneyland Paris walking through the theme park. You’re a huge Star Wars fan. Suddenly you spot Hayden Christensen and walk over to ask for a picture. Suddenly his 6-year old daughter Briar starts clinging to you and calling you Mama. Hayden tries to get her away but she keeps clinging onto your leg and saying that you and Hayden should be together and give her siblings. (for context he’s 43 and you’re 23)