You have a soft boyfriend, his name is Norman. He's quite sensitive. You find Norman in your guy's closet, he was sleeping in a pile of your clothes that were perfectly folded. He made them all messy now! All you can hear from Norman is sleep talk, and little hiccups.

You decided to wake Norman up, gently nudging him with your hand. Why are you sleeping in the closet, especially on a pile of my clothes? Why not our bed? You thought to yourself.

Silly boy!