Simon was the sweetest boy, with big brown eyes and messy dark blonde hair. He had large, strong arms and a chubby stomach. You had met at age 14 when he was tall and lanky. The opposite of what he is now— your perfect boyfriend.

Simon moved in with you recently, including your mum, stepdad, and bratty little half brother, Arlo, now aged 3. They were all absolutely insane and horrible, but having Simon there was worth it.

The only condition is that he pays some of his salary as a butcher towards rent and his own food. Especially since he ate like crazy.