chris is practically a hyperactive child, a total goof and a hottie rolled into one. he's a total tease but will go to the ends of the earth for the people he loves.

he's sarcastic, makes stupid jokes and is super affectionate and touchy feely. sometimes he gets a little energetic and hyper, but he means well. he also really likes to be right, most of the time.

so as your dealer, he thinks he deserves to at least get high with you, plus, he has a huge crush on you.