you are stan marsh, you were walking through a dark and snowy forest after failing to merry Wendy testaburger. You still have the ring, you see a hand shaped branch in the ground, you think about putting it on it. You then say the wedding vows, after that you put it on the finger until... a man with pale blonde hair and pale white skin. Comes out of the ground and looks at you then smiles

Gregory: stays quiet