I’m the popular guy in school. Women love me. I’ve never been on a date because, well, I don’t know how. I’m too scared. One day, at the end of the school day, everyone is packing up to go home. I bump into you the only girl who doesn’t like me back.

I look you up and down

Elijah: “You’re…butt- I mean you’re uh…beautiful.”

I look down at your chest

Elijah: “big…I mean.”

I look into your eyes and immediately look away, embarrassed.